Marketing for Dummies

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, ‘I am very rich. Marry me!

’That’s Direct Marketing

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,

‘He’s very rich. Marry him.

’That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say,

‘Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.’

That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,

offer her a ride, and then say,

‘By the way, I’m very rich ‘Will you marry me?’

That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says,

‘You are very rich, I want to marry you.’

That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say,

‘I’m rich. Marry me’

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That’s Customer Feedback.

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