Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Horror Scope

ARIES
The Agressive

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with.Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family isvery important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving.Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to provetheir point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people inthe world.

TAURUS
The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes togive a good fight.Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but forthe love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times ofneed. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can beself centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. Theylove to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are themost attractive people on earth!
GEMINI
The Twin
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good atconfusing people… Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini’swill not take any crap from anyone. Gemini’s like to tell people what theyshould do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and areforgetful. Gemini’s can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are verynosey.Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
CANCER
The Beauty
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s Love isone of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in yourlife. Entirely creative Person, most’s are artists and insane respectfullyspeaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An UltimateFreak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers willtake you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever.Cancers make love with a passion beyond compareSpontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good ifit comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!
LEO
The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usuallyhappy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A leo’s problembecomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to bemonotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Greatkisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud.Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare tofind. Good when found.

VIRGO
The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now.Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to.Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble andtake chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they knoweverything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose theirrespect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regainrespect. The do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.
LIBRA
The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind.Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will evermeet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end upcrying… Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. faithful friendsto the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on yourside. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Kinda dumb attimes.

SCORPIO
The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense ofhumor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic.Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves beingin long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme.Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good atspending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a goodfriend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic.Caring.

SAGITTARIUS
The Promiscuous One
(Really?)
Spontaneous (memangpun). High appeal (ntah). Rare to find (maybe). Great when found (Really? I’m flattered). Loves being inlong relationships (yes oredi known Gen for 14 years). So much love to give (because I have three children?). A loner most of the time (betul). Loses patience easily and will not take crap (hahahah most of the time, btw, who cantolerate crap?!). If in a bad mood stay FAR away (Gen knows better). Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever (very likely). Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels itis a sign of weakness (maybe people will use it against me). Has many fears but will not show it (betul, I think I’m getting wrinkles, maybe Ishould exercise more, I’m not eating right that’s why I’m so skinny… etcetera).VERY private person (betul). Defends loved ones will all their abilities (just read my blog….) Can be childish often (sometimes,betul). Not the one to mess with (hahah ok I’m short so maybe people won’tfeel threatened by my appearance). Very pretty (thank you). Very romantic (I believe so, maybe not as romantic as Jan kot, heheh). Nice to everyone they meet (memang). Their Love is one of a kind (obviously). Silly, fun and sweet (that’s me). Have own unique appeal (ntah). Most caring person you will evermeet! (ntah) Amazing in bed..!!! (I reserve my comments) Not the kind ofperson you want to mess with- you might end up crying (memang mulut jahat sikit).

CAPRICORN
The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy attimes and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find ajob or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud,understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves beingin long relationships. Great talker. Always getswhat he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especiallyGemini’s in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at goodrestaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

AQUARIUS
Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in long-term relationships. Can be clumsy attimes but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whateverthey do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their notsleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their familiy.Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story.Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knockyour lights out.
(This is Gen)

PISCES
The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at timesand irresponsible! Smart but lazy. High appeal. Has the last word. Good tofind, hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Tootrusting at times and gets hurt easily. Lover of animals. VERY caring, makewonderful nurses or doctors. They always try to do the right thing sometimesget the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and hurtbecause of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense ofHumor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Verypopular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to other but need to be choosy onwho they allow their friends to be.


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